Donald, a very creative TFB reader, emailed us photos of these little laser-cut dinosaurs hunting parties complete with Velociraptors and a rifle-toting T-Rex. The T-Rex looks to be carrying a FN SCAR 17 and a Dragunov.

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I have a small laser cutter and I am far more scared of it than any gun on the planet. My laser proof glasses, lent to me by a college professor I know, are worth more than the cutter … but I fear just one mistake and I could lose my eyesight! If one did look, by accident, at a huge commercial dual head laser cutter in operation without glasses once … I had a headache the rest of the day but fortunately no other side effects.



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  • Charlie Taylor

    Pretty sure that’s a G3 not a SCAR

    • ostiariusalpha

      It is a G3.

  • Roy G Bunting

    The T. Rex is going to have the worst time getting a good sight picture and cheekweld 🙂

  • TheNotoriousIUD

    I can only imagine how high he had to be to conceive and then execute this plan.

  • TheSmellofNapalm

    Too bad those dinosaurs are not anatomically accurate…. We’ve known for over half a century that Tyrannosaurus and other theropods lifted their tails up above the ground horizontally for balance…. But I know the dragging tail is the only way to keep the Rex up. Shame.

    • Stanley Rabbid

      Not necessarily.

      • TheSmellofNapalm

        Yeah, I have one too. I meant traditionally people have taken the shortcut route instead of making a more balanced design.

        • Stanley Rabbid

          Sadly true- most companies don’t have a genuine interest in dinosaurs, or respect for them either.

          • CountryBoy

            Yes, they’re only concerned about their taste, and the cost of the T-Rex steaks.

    • I honestly did not know that. I think it’ll take someone re-designing that classic T-Rex skeleton model before seeing that change, though. The people who build or cut the models and the people who design the pieces are different crowds because it’s a different skill set. I look forward to an updated version of that classic T-Rex.

    • Guest

      Until the next accepted theory comes along and people will scoff at today’s “correct” balance theory. At least the new theories make more sense than the previous, but I find it fascinating how collective groups of the most educated people believed in the craziest things. But they got the little guys right so maybe the rex was just raising its head to scout for game?

      • TheSmellofNapalm

        Not really, they didn’t put feathers on the raptors. If we really wanted to get technical.

  • dshield55

    Clearly a G3 and not a SCAR-17

    • Yes I comment here

      Is it not an SVD?

      • Yes I comment here

        Now I see the G3.

  • Ed

    T Rex with a G-3, the next them of the next Jetassic Park movie! lol

  • jerry young

    that’s really cool, when I first read the title I thought why are they targeting us old farts just cause we like guns! LMAO

  • SP mclaughlin

    Clever girls?