Be Our Guest Rifle Parody Video

Phuc Long of Firepower United made a parody of Disney’s Be Our Guest, the famous song from Beauty and the Beast. He re-wrote the lyrics to reflect options to accessorize your rifles. You can hear his accent fade as he forces a faux French accent. I think Phuc Long is the Asian equivalent of FPS Russia. They are simply characters that these guys personify for flair, their accents are over the top and unrealistic for those who are familiar with people who do have legitimate accents. Regardless of the faux accents, the content is funny and entertaining.


Nicholas C

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  • Phuc is a cool guy. He was at my shop the other day and is legit as hell. Good sense of humor and very well versed when it comes to firearms.

    • SP mclaughlin

      Is his real name Phuc?
      *childish smirk*

      • smartacus

        Phuc, if i know

    • Giolli Joker

      Now the photos of the open safes. 🙂

    • mechamaster

      Gross Motor Skill with 416.. Action !

    • Chriss Kyle

      He is Vietnamese?? I’m Vietnamese

      • PJ

        No it’s not Phuc Nguyen 🙂

  • Don Ward

    Must… restrain… urge… tobe… THAT GUY… ontheTFBforumcommentsection….

  • Gambler X

    Probably gonna be stuck in my head all day….thanks Phuc….A-hole(jk)
    my face when he dropped the elcan and acog

  • hikerguy

    If we were to have a video contest of firearm parody, Mr long would still be very hard to beat!

  • Lance

    Just don’t drop you ACOG and ELCAN on the cement floor!

    • iksnilol

      Wouldn’t want to break the cement floor, right?

  • Tassiebush
  • Vitsaus

    Of all the gun clowns trying to be the Weird Al of the shooting world, this guy is the least clever, and least funny.

    • Edeco

      OK, nothing will ever replace CarnikCon, but have you no soul?

  • Just say’n

    He wouldn’t seriously try to remove a flash hider with a crescent wrench would he?