Schatzi schieß mir ein Bluemchen


The Gartenmeister Bewässerungs Revolver (Irrigation Revolver) combines my favorite sport (shooting) with my least favorite chore (gardening). This Swiss/German tool features a full automatic design (one trigger pull fires unlimited gallons of water), safety switch, hammer (which adjust the water pressure) and interchangeable nozzles.



At just € 9.99 ($13.80) I think it is a bargain. The only thing better than using this to water the garden would be to not have to water it at all. I have Googled and Googled for a store that exports them but unfortunately found none.


Many thanks to Niels for the tip.

Steve Johnson

Founder and Dictator-In-Chief of TFB. A passionate gun owner, a shooting enthusiast and totally tacti-uncool. Favorite first date location: any gun range. Steve can be contacted here.


  • Nicholas C

    I want one.

  • wetcorps

    A fully automatic water pistol?

    Enjoy your soon-to-happen ban on water 😀

    • Cymond

      It’s about to happen in California, it may already be too late to stop it!
      All joking aside, there is a drought in California. A local friend says that the 7-year drought in the 1980s was so bad that they made it illegal to water the lawn or wash the car. He said that some people would take a bucket during their shower, to save enough water to flush the toilet later.

      • Mystick

        That’s what happens when you build in a desert/arid environment.

        • themastermason

          That’s what happens when you let a bunch of golf courses in SoCal suck away our water supply

  • matt from washington

    Until you get shot by the police state for gardening

  • Guest

    “I have Googled and Googled for a store that exports them but unfortunately found none.”

    Not enough import points.

    • TS

      they have them on

  • D

    Slow news day?

    • Steve (TFB Editor)

      No, we have blogged plenty of posts today.

  • Andrey Martim

    I live on an apartment, but… I want one, I will buy a hose to wash my clothes just to use this… At least is better than washing on the shower… All hail the bachelor/student/worker’s life!

    • Steve (TFB Editor)

      Buy a house plant, then you will have an excuse to get one.

  • M.M.D.C.

    Also from Deutschland:

  • dp

    Beautiful! Way to shoot safely, every time. 🙂

  • BryanS

    Can I get a thigh rig and a high cap backpack?

  • gunslinger

    why? why not?

    0/10 would not buy 🙁

  • Mystick

    Banned in MD, NY, NJ…. no “assault hoses”…

  • Kurtz

    Steve, I remember a time when you expressed your strong opposition to the sale of any product that looks like a gun but isn’t a gun. Stuff like this reinforces the notion that guns are toys, and also puts whoever is wielding this silly thing in a considerable amount danger given our increasingly paranoid police state.

    • derfelcadarn

      Did you watch the Three Stooges as a kid? Did you hit each other in the head with hammers because hammers were a show gag ? The defense rests.

  • An Interested Person

    This would be a lot better if rotating the cylinder changed the spray pattern.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      This would be a LOT better if cocking the hammer rotated the cylinder which changes the spray pattern.

      • An Interested Person

        I hadn’t considered going that far, but yes, that would be much better!

  • american rooster

    Wow look at the multi caliber options. …all in one revolver