HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper's P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    Welcome everyone to the 114th edition of ‘Hot Gat or Fudd Crap?’, one of our many series here on TFB. If you’re new to the series, this is where we look at the most obscure firearms that are actually for sale and ask the question – is this Gat a sweet deal or only has a Fudd appeal?  Each week the TFB staff weighs in with their thoughts, but readers get the final say in the poll at the bottom of each article.

    In our last edition, our poll showed that you, the readers, (and a few trolls on the internet) decided the Ruger 22 Charger was a hot gat.  

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HGFC – Ranch Hand or Can’t Stand this Ruger 22 Charger? — Poll Results

    At this time the original auction remains up with all ten of these modified Ruger Chargers up for grabs.  We can only hope someone will find it in their hearts to adopt these gats, rather than trolling this series.     

    In this week’s edition of HGFC, we look at a Stormtrooper-themed Heckler & Koch P7. As is tradition, this bright white gat is currently up for sale on GunBroker for $405 (Current Bid) or $4,500 Buy It Now.  

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP?

    Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    Let’s see what the Staff had to say about this week’s offering:

    “5,000,000 USD or bust” – Giorgio O.

    “Not sure if anyone other than a Bond villain could rock this.” – Will P.

    “I’d take home this B-Grade, fix it up and put it up on my fridge.  Hot gat.” – Rusty S.

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    Selling this Stormtrooper-themed gat is GunBroker seller Keystone Arms, located in Hillsville PA.  Let’s see what they had to say about this themed H&K.  

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    When NOTHING but the Best of the Best will do, this Incredible Heckler & Koch is for you!!

    Needing no introduction, we offer today at a mere $.01 with no reserve this highly coveted Heckler & Koch P7 PSP!!! 

    Are You The Guy Who Has It All?? Look No Further Than This One of A Kind P7 PSP with a Custom StormTrooper Finish!!

    This example remains in great condition as the many detailed photos clearly show!!!

    This offering is complete with the original box and manual as shown!!! 

    These World Renowned P7 “Squeeze Cockers” have become incredibly desirable by Collectors and are being stashed away into long term collections!!!

    Don’t miss your chance at this P7 PSP Stormtrooper for your Collection!!!

    !!Best of Luck Gentlemen and Happy Bidding!!

    Absolute auction starting at just a penny where the high bidder takes home the goods. Please be sure to click the link to view our other listings for many more quality firearm offerings.  Add us to your favorite seller list to see what is new each and every Sunday night.

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    This, to me, is the gun equivalent of those late-night Sarah Mclaughlin commercials.  I don’t know who did this to you P7, but I feel compelled to rescue you now.

    The P7’s uses a very cool gas-delayed blowback system, where the expanding gasses resist the force of the side retracting in order to mitigate recoil (as you can see in the image below).

    Heckler and Koch P7 Gas-Delay Blow Back

    Heckler & Koch P7 gas-delay blowback system. Image Credit: Wikipedia

    Additionally, the chamber has 18 flutes that aid in the extraction process after the bullet is fired.  This prevents the case from sticking to the chamber walls.  The only drawback to this design is that it causes the breech to open prematurely, and the high-temperature gasses under the trigger heat up the gun quickly.

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    The sights on this P7 give me an idea of what happened to this gun.  As it got older and started to show some wear, the owner decided it’d be best to give it a new paint job.  That natural wear is called patina, and sadly this gun has lost that natural patina and now looks like it’s been dipped in Wite-Out.

    Is this still an awesome Heckler & Koch P7?  Yes.  Does it come with all the goodies you’d want as a collector?  Yes.  Would you rather buy this and spend the time restoring it, or just buy one that’s all original?  Well, and as always, I leave that up to you, the reader, to decide.

    Hot Gat or Fudd Crap

    HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP? Stormtrooper’s P7 or Mental Hospital Camo?

    What do you think?  Is this White H&K P7 a Hot Gat or some institutionalized  Fudd Crap?  Be sure to let us know in the comments below, and cast your vote to let us know if this Ultra Rare Custom Heckler & Koch P7 PSP Stormtrooper is a Hot Gat or Fudd Crap:

    Austin R

    The author is a military contractor who enjoys conducting independent firearms research and reloading. Article inquiries and suggestions are welcome at austinjrex at gmail.com


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