Have you ever been at the range and internally (or externally) cringed when you looked over at the booth next to yours? Has your inbred cousin ever dragged you down into his gun dungeon only for your eyes to be assaulted by the most horrific “gunsmithing” sights a man has ever seen? I polled the TFB Discord Chat room to see what they thought some of the ugliest guns were. Get your eye bleach ready because here are the Top Ten Ugliest Firearms from the TFB Discord.
Ugly Gat-lings: The Top Ten Ugliest Firearms TFB Has Seen
#1 Gman’s Carry Gun
This submission comes right from the heart of degeneracy itself: The TFB Discord server. User Gman submitted his cobbled together carry piece which has some 1st-grade hooked-on-phonics tier writing on it. I think most of it is to let Gman know where everything is since he’s probably blind judging by his choice in carry pistol attachments. Either way, the gun seems better suited to competition than a carry piece.
#2 Cocaine Covered Glock
This user-submitted Glock pistol seems to be either be a heavily “modified” Glock lower combined with what looks like a self knurled Glock slide. Honestly, it’s a bit hard to tell because of the amount of Krylon brand spray paint and nail polish that has been applied to the pistol. Despite the appearance of the pistol itself, it seems like the accessories avoided the wrath of this wannabe gunsmith. Thanks to Discord Elite-Tier Member Krigare777 for this submission.
#3 Shelf Free Float Handguard AR
As ugly as this rig is, I do have to hand it to the artificer for how innovative this is. That rail probably cost nothing more than a trip to the city dump and it also looks like it took about 5 minutes to make. Whether or not the rail will hold up to actual use is an entirely different question but hey, at least it’s got KeyMod on it in case he wants to add any attachments. Thanks to OD Tier member Drasselll for submitting this one.
#4 Gatorade Grade Garbage
Submitted by Elite Tier member Confuisoon, this rifle is fittingly confusing from stem to stern. Upfront we start off pretty normally with a suppressor but then we immediately run into a rifle length gas system which is not covered by any sort of handguard. Instead, we look to have about 6″ of exposed pencil profile barrel before we reach a short plastic handguard. The rifle then resumes a somewhat normal appearance until we reach the buffer tube and “stock” where this guy has shoved a Gatorade bottle. Maybe it’s there just in case he gets thirsty?
#5 Oh God, Oh No, it’s Stubbs again
Ah yes, it was only a matter of time before the bane of gunsmiths returned. Stubbs is an Elite Tier SubscribeStar supporter of TFBTV and often the subject of firearms discussion – almost never good. Stubbs has taken a Browning A5 shotgun and sliced the barrel off at a harsh angle. He’s also added what looks like some BDSM leather straps to it. I’m not sure where he was going with this shotgun but it was bad enough to make this list.
#6 The Thompson That Wanted to Be an AR
The Thompson is a beautiful piece of early 20th-century craftsmanship and has followed US servicemen into combat as part of the United States armed forces dedicated submachine gun. Similarly, the AR-15/M-16 has been the United State’s service rifle for decades but when these two forces of firepower meet we get an unholy mishmash of plastic, wood, ill-fitting optics, and muzzle accessories. Thanks for Elite Tier member ZORG for submitting this one.
#7 Radioactive Waste M&P 9C
This headache-inducing pistol was submitted by Red Tier member Spectral Nova. As the former owner of an M&P 9C, this one hurts a little. I am infamous for rusting up some of my guns but not even my special brand of alien blood could do as much damage as this. I’m not sure what type of coating this is but it reminds me of what radioactive waste looks like on Sunday morning cartoons.
#8 Holy Attachments Batman!
Again from Spectral Nova this odd piece of work has so much going on I honestly can’t tell what the gun even shoots. The lower looks are more or less normal aside from the weird grip attachment. The rest of the gun has a helical magazine from a Calico submachine gun while the handguard has what looks to be a faux suppressor and a Hera Arms CQR Front Grip. The gun is capped off with a KAK Brace.
#9 Attempt at a Modern Mauser
For the uninitiated, the rifle pictured here is a Mauser bolt action rifle that was first produced in 1903. The carry handle on top looks like it was ripped off of an H&K G36 Rifle. That particular carry handle is the kind that includes an integrated optic – since they are next to non-existent in the United States that carry handle is more than likely an Airsoft knockoff. I’m also glad this guy decided to include an IR laser in his attempt at modernizing the Mauser rifle.
#10 Skeltonized Cast aluminum Bolt Action Rifle
This guy decided to dress up his barreled action with a custom made cast aluminum “””””stock”””””. The funny part is that it seems like he took the “””””stock””””” right out of the sand he used to cast it in and then dropped the rifle in right then and there. No care was taken to polish the aluminum or smooth out any of the casting defects. However, it does look like he took the time to screw in a nice wooden cheek riser.
What else ya got?
Thanks for stopping by to take a look at our top ten list of ugliest guns we’ve seen. What are some of the ugliest guns you’ve seen? Feel free to send us links and pics of some of the weirdest and ugliest guns you’ve seen. Lastly, let us know which gun from this list was the worst in your opinion.