As we have demonstrated time and time again within the walls of TFB’s “HOT GAT or FUDD CRAP” series, being labeled a Fudd is an indictment of a state of mind, not term based solely on the equipment you own or the activities you pursue. Case in point: I own a KA-BAR knife in a leather sheath. What (hopefully) keeps me from being labeled a Fudd is that I don’t believe “no one needs a switchblade for a utility knife”. My point is, you can see the usefulness of Elmer’s ear-warming hat without discovering you are his first cousin on 23andMe.com. But Fudd Gear does exist and is apparently one Prime click away from home delivery.

BOOMER LIST: Top Craptastic Fudd Gear Available Today

If I wasn’t clear in my opening statement, I have nothing against hunting, sporting clays shooting, or keeping warm in the woods on a crisp fall day. However, Fudd gear true believers will proclaim ultimate superiority with some of the most useless crap available. If you disagree and find something you like, by all means, order away. I’ll expect a photo of your latest Fudd purchase in my inbox before your suspenders hit the floor that night.

Have fun everyone. Thanks for reading TFB.

Catch that one perfect shot you make this season. Because it’s the only time you’ll fire a gun this fall.

Midwest Orion Shotgun Rifle Gun Camera Phone Mount

• Video record hunts with your phone, GoPro, or camera
• Lightweight, affordable, and easy to use
• Fastest hand to weapon connection on market
• Mounts on nearly every 12 or 20 gauge shotgun, rifles, muzzleloader
• View more hunting products from Midwest Orion at MidwestOrion.com

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NEVER bend over again…

MOJO Outdoors Pick Stick Portable Shotgun Shell Hull Retriever

• Magnetic adjustable shaft specially designed to cause empty shotgun hulls to “walk” up the side and thus allow one to pick up many more
• Highly portable version which utlilizes double shock cord snaps allowing it to collapse into 10 1/2″ sections
• Comes with a mesh carry bag and fits in a pocket or blind bag
• Perfect to take to the field with you

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ORIGINAL POWER Gun Barrel Rest, Leather Toe Protector Pad for Hunting Trap and Skeet Shooters

• Meterial: 8mm extra thick Cowhide Leather, it can be used for hundred years.
• Two Snap Design: The biggest advantages is that it has two snap to put it on the shoe laces and it has a raised edge to keep the barrel from sliding off.
• Waxed Thread Stitched: Hand stitching, more sturdy and wear-resistant, Vintage look.
• Large surface: Makes it easy to rest shotgun barrel, and well protect your gun and shoes.
• Classic sporting accessory that’s a favorite of trap shooters

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Leather. Shotgun. Holster. Three words never meant to go together.

TOURBON Vintage Brown Leather Hip Scabbard Waist Belt Holster for Shotgun Rifle

• 5 centimeters high
• 17 centimeters wide
• Made of high quality leather
• Used to hold shooting hunting gun
• Attach to your belt for easy carrying
• Ideal for military, law enforcement, hunters
• Size:26*17*5 CM Weight: 0.2 kg

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Nylon Style Shotgun “Holster”

 

• 100% Nylon
• Made in the USA
• The Quick-Shot holster keeps your gun pointed in an upright position and away from your fellow hunters.
• The Quick-Shot holster keeps your gun in the optimum ready position, allowing you to react quickly when needed.
• The Quick-Shot holster provides a rest for the weight of your gun, allowing you to conserve energy on a long hunt or shoot
• Fits all firearms with a butt unto 5 3/8 inches in length
• Lifetime warranty

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When you need a full five inches (of fiber):

Champion EasyHit 3.0mm Diameter Shotgun Sight

 

• Quickly and safely acquire sight picture
• Fits any ventilated, solid rib or flat surface
• Can be mounted to ported barrels
• Enables shooters to keep both eyes open and maintain good form
• Available in 2.5mm & 3mm diameter fluorescent green and red and in both 2.75″ and 5″ lengths

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Hunt Comfort Fatboy Premium Seat Cushion – Medical Grade Gel and Memory Foam Seat Cushion that Relieves Sciatica and Back Pains

• Hunting Cushion: 1.5 inch heavy duty utility strap with side release buckle
• Hand sewn Fabric: ComforTex Fabric is waterproof and noise reductive hunting cushion
• Outdoor cushion : High resilience foam for outstanding comfort
• Lite Core Technology: Triple density foam system of hunting cushion gently distributes seated pressure and eliminates the painful ‘bottoming out’ effect felt with cheap cushions
• GripTek Technology GripTek is a non-slip, abrasion-resistant, waterproof fabric; It is designed to withstand high wear demands on fabric

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MOJO Outdoors HW2453 Tail Chaser Max Turkey Hunting Decoy

• New take on turkey hunting: attaches to shotgun and allows hunter to “hide” behind fanned turkey tail
• New and improved – Now with a realistic gobbler head painted on the artificial fan
• Redesigned hub that allows you add your own real turkey fan; also includes erect legs that hold your gun conveniently off the ground
• Use with just about any shotgun: fits 10 thru 20 Gauge single barrel shotguns
• Perfect for late-season “educated” birds: when they won’t come to you, allows you to Go to them; provides the most exciting form of turkey hunting

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From the title image. Suit up, Fudd.

“Mens” Wabbit Hunter Costume

• Men’s Wabbit Hunter Costume
• 100% polyester
• Checkered flannel jumpsuit has buttons at center front
• Rib knit collar, wrist & ankle cuffs
• Buttoned drop-seat panel on back

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