If you have done any amount of flying, it is no secret that people are stupid. Like, really stupid. Passing through a TSA checkpoint enrages me to the point that I appear to be smuggling a sub sandwich in my forehead. In reality, it is nothing more than a large vein pulsating in anger.

Some of the things that TSA told moronic passengers that they wouldn’t be able to carry on a plane are downright incredible. From a trailer hitch that has a deactivated grenade welded to it all the way to a Hello Kitty Bodyguard .380. There was even a traveler that felt they needed to carry on a movie prop that resembles a zombie.

What the shit America? What is wrong with you? Stop it.