Its known to readers that I lament the bevvy of chitzy items that follow a firearms related theme. However, I am going to suspend this predilection to complain as the base threshold only goes lower and lower. In fact, going with the adage “If you can’t beat them, join them” I am now going to root for the most “moto” products if only to keep my sanity.

Customized firearms photo-letter plaques are now available through Amazon.com. Like similar offerings (originally spurred by those wanting to honor their alma-matter), the firearms related photographs capture firearms, parts, accessories, and ammunition in various and sometimes barely discernible letter look-alikes.

The Alphabet Art is fully customizable up to 11 characters. Sorry, dear Greek, Russion, or otherwise long-winded name enthusiasts, there is no provision for long-names. The “artwork” is available in three offerings, a 6.5″ x 18″ block mount, a 9.5″ z 26″ block mount, and the high-end 13.5″ x 32.5″ framed canvas. Prices range from $39.95, to $69.95, and $99.95, respectively.

All are poised over a seriously motivation homogenization of the American flat and the Constitution of the United States. While not eligible for Prime (I mean, who buys anything not eligible for Prime!?), the artwork includes free shipping. Typical lead time looks to be about 5 days from order.

Details from Amazon:

• 6.5in x 18in Block Mount. Perfect unique gift of personalized art for the second amendment enthusiast!

• Photos are not repeated for the same letter (3-11 letters)

• Includes hi res photos of M16, AR-15, 1911, Musket, Handgun, Rifle, etc

• Our family owned and operated USA business truly appreciates your order.