SilencerCo, known for having a sense of humor about things sent out an email yesterday about he new Wizard Staff suppressor. Said to be the quietest suppressor of all time with 42 baffles made of the legendary Mithril. It really was good to see at least one company put out something funny today. I guess a SilencerCo Wizard Staff can be had for 22 thousand silver shekels, that is if you are able to locate any shekels.
I have to hand it to SilencerCo for having a sense of humor, all too often we all get wrapped up in the latest and greatest and 2A issues and forget that shooting is about going out and having a good time. While I know this post is a “day late” let it be a reminder to have some fun next time you go out to shoot. We have one of the best hobbies on earth, lets not waste that with being serious all of the time. Now, I am off to call SilencerCo for a review sample…
Whether you are a Diviner of Decibel or a Sorcerer of Sound, the Wizard Staff was created for you. From acromantula hunting to divination, the Wizard Staff will ensure soundless success.
The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability. The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.