Back From Vacation. Now I Can Bore You With (Gun Related) Vacation Photos …

    Hi there TFB readers. I am back from my vacation in Southern Africa. I would not say I am well rested, it was not that sort of vacation, but I do feel invigorated. I love Africa, having lived there for a number of years, and going back is a special treat. I am going to avoid the temptation to turn TFB into a travel blog and bore y’all with my travel photos and adventures, but I will share a few gun-related encounters.

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    These two men look like militiamen but they are in fact regular Zambian policemen. I approached the young man (on the right) who held the rank of Constable, who I guessed was around 17 years old, and asked him if I could get a photo. I was hoping to get some close up photos of his very old beat-up AKMS rifle. Unfortunately I did not notice his boss, an Inspector, sitting under a tree in the shade across the road. The constable was very enthusiastic about getting his photo taken, I must have inadvertently paid him a compliment, but after taking a few moments to look back and forth between me and the Inspector he decided that he better get permission first.

    The Inspector was not a green teenager and was very suspicious. He launched into an interrogation, probably trying to determine if I was a Western journalist. After a check of my passport followed by countless questions about my reasons for being in the country and my profession (I answered the latter questions with very vague descriptions of what I for a living) he finally consented to a photo.

    Just down the road from those two cops I ran into a tried, hot and sweaty AK-toting police sergeant who discovered that my papers were not in order (thanks to an incompetent Zambian immigration official). I dreaded the the idea of being dragged to a Zambian immigration office in the midday heat and tried to convince him that it was not my fault. I don’t think he bought my argument, but fortunately for me he seemed just as enthusiastic about hauling me off to at lunch time as I was about being hauled, which is to say not at all. He instead decided to compromise by ensuring I crossed the boarder into Zimbabwe, which was fine with me since I was heading there anyway. These errors then caused some delays in Zimbabwe when a immigration officer happened to pick up on them.

    Gun-wise Zimbabwe was uneventful. I noticed some interesting ancient revolvers in holsters of security forces, but not in situations where I felt motivated to ask for a photo. After Zimbabwe I continued south to South Africa.

    When I reached Cape Town I was determined to visit a South African gun store. Google was not very helpful, leading me to stores that had closed or moved without updating their address online. After wasting half a day trying to find one I gave up. Luckily I found one of the nicest gun shops I have ever had the pleasure of visiting when I visited the famous wine-producing town of Stellenbosch (Do you remember the vineyard scene in the movie Blood Diamond? That was set in Stellenbosch).

    safari and outdoors Stellenbosch , Cape Town TFB

    Safari & Outdoor has an African hunting lodge theme going. It was all wood panelling, animal trophy heads, leather couches and even a coffee making barista! Men and boys were sitting around on couches drinking coffee and reading gun magazines. Genius.

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    Later that day a retired Colonel and a group of locals took me shooting at one of the many vineyards that surround Stellenbosch. My terrible camera phone photos do not do this beautiful part of the world justice


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    We shot a number of rifles and pistols ranging from .22 to .300 H&H. Nobody owned semi-automatic rifles and I do not recall seeing any at the gun shop, although I did seem them advertised in a South African gun magazine. I meant to ask the locals why they did not have semi-autos, but I forgot. Pistols seem to be the easiest guns to own. I believe rifles and shotguns need proof of a “legitimate” (ie. not self defense) reason for ownership. One person told me he had to get a farmer to write a letter saying he had permission to shoot on his farm before he could get a license to own a .22 bolt action rifle.

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    After the shooting a braai was started behind the range and boerewors was grilled for lunch. It was a thoroughly enjoyable day.

    Ok, I promise I won’t bore any of you again with my vacation photos … until the next trip.

    Steve Johnson

    I founded TFB in 2007 and over 10 years worked tirelessly, with the help of my team, to build it up into the largest gun blog online. I retired as Editor in Chief in 2017. During my decade at TFB I was fortunate to work with the most amazing talented writers and genuinely good people!