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  • ostiariusalpha

    You can pretend to be a straight shooter all you want McColt, but we know which way you tilt. You can act all put off by Tracy’s .40 Short & Weak, but you know that means she likes it sharp & fast, and she might punish your slide a bit. You can’t cover your weakness forever, especially if you catch sight of that picture spread she did for Bare Barrels, with her twins exposed.


    • Bob

      McColt is sort of a slow and heavy kind of guy, not sure about your implications…

      • ostiariusalpha

        That’s just the way he is in public, but when he’s alone at night he likes to slip into a cute .40 caliber conversion barrel and rack his slide while fantasizing about getting his frame ramped.

        • Bob

          You are way better at this than I am, I’m going to give up on making gun jokes right now…

        • Anonymoose

          “McColt” looks like some sort of custom 1911, not an actual Colt, so he probably already has a ramp-cut frame. Also, since when does the Arsenal 2011 come in .40?

          • Ken

            It was probably born a .45 ACP, and then decided to convert to a .40 S&W.

          • Anonymoose

            Needs moar 10mm.

    • Ken

      Was Tracey built as a .40 S&W or was she converted to one from a .45 ACP?

      • ostiariusalpha

        Only her gunsmith knows for sure!

  • stephen

    IMO this was THE worst blog post I have seen on TFB (granted I didn’t see episode 1 or 2).

    The graphic wasn’t funny.

    • Pete – TFB Writer

      Ah well. Thanks for the honesty.

      • KestrelBike

        Pete, these are great and can’t all be solid gold. There’s no such thing as perfection in art, and everything has its ups and downs. Don’t get discouraged and just keep having fun and producing!
        Oh, and don’t rush it just for time’s sake. Wait until you’re happy with it.

    • KestrelBike

      Stephen, go to your doctor and tell him you’re broken.

  • derfelcadarn

    Elevates lame to an entirely new dimension. I am amazed it is not available in a coloring book.

    • Pete – TFB Writer

      Hmm. Coloring books…

  • Pete – TFB Writer

    Unless we get some positive reviews Glocky and McColt are going to take a sabbatical.

    • Johnny G

      Okay, this one fell flat in a lot of places, but I laughed at the last two. Screw the negative reviews; this your guy’s blog and you can do what you want. If you like it, make it and post it.

    • I think these comics are great! Please keep going with this series. I really like your creativity.

    • Dee Carlile

      Haters gonna …. Keep them coming! I keep hearing a tune in the back of my head about John and Gaston to the music from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Maybe I’m sick.

  • Xtorin O’hern

    this certainly was not as funny as episode 2 but it was still decent

  • Lloyd A Sullivan

    I’ve enjoyed all of these. Cheesy, but funny. Keep it up.

  • pc299

    This one gave me a chuckle or two but the previous episodes were definitely better

  • Bob

    I guess I’m in a minority. I laughed at this one and the first episode, but for some reason episode two fell flat for me.

  • dave

    I hadnt caught the previous episodes but i thought it was great! Light hearted and funny. I liked the m14 as the briefer.
    Most of the wet blankets on this site dont know what they want and crap on all content regardless.

    • John Yossarian

      I had fun! The 10/22’s begging for spare ammo were a riot.

  • Anonymoose

    Glocks never change because they are PERFECT.

  • Bob

    Just a random question about Lt Norinko: How common are AKs used in the US police departments? I mean, a girl who was trying to become a cop told me she knew a few cops who favored them and I know TFB had an article about AKs in 7.62×39 being used in Alaska for their reliability in cold climates and hefty round for bears, but how prevalent are they really?

  • BattleshipGrey

    Keep ’em comin’ Pete.

  • Pete – TFB Writer

    Glocky and McColt definitely make me appreciate those who need to create new content on a daily/weekly basis.

    Thanks for the good words.