LE – Science – OSINT.
On a mission to make all of my guns as quiet as possible.
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  • Joe Schmo

    That was well done. Pretty funny stuff!

  • CanadianShill

    Lol I hope there’s more where this came from

    • Pete – TFB Writer

      Working on Part 2… I just wanted to make sure Part 1 wasn’t a flop first.

      • CanadianShill

        I love it, great concept, made me snicker all the way through it, I can see many characters making cameos throughout if it keeps going lol

        • BattleshipGrey

          Is the bad guy going to be a Hi Point that calls himself a Glock for-tay?

      • BattleshipGrey

        No pressure or anything, but you’re not going to make us wait a whole month are you? I used to be so bummed when I’d grab the next issue of Spiderman, read it in a day and then have to wait 29 more days for the continuation. 🙂

        • Pete – TFB Writer

          Next week…

          • Pete – TFB Writer

            Scratch that, Friday afternoon…

  • Jwedel1231

    I need to find the rest of this, if there is any. This is pretty good.

  • Pete Sheppard

    HA! Be sure to work in a crusty old M10 wheelgun…

  • The Old Captain needs to be a S&W Revolver.
    And there needs to be a Walther… But no one likes him.

    • gunsandrockets

      A S&W Model 29 named Harry?

    • Gary Kirk


      • iksnilol


        that kills people.

  • Ramsey

    This is fantastic. Please keep it up.

  • Pete – TFB Writer

    Ha. Thanks for the honesty.

  • Will

    Now that there’s funny. I don’t care who you are.
    Keep up the great work.

  • pieslapper

    Awesome, keep it up!

  • Gary Kirk

    Nicely done..

  • Dr. Longfellow Buchenrad

    I would enjoy seeing more

  • Maybe they get called to murder at a pastry shop run by an 1886 Lebel

  • Sasquatch

    Very entertaining my good man bravo!

  • Southpaw89

    I like it.

  • jamezb

    There needs to be a disgruntled HK that tells everyone they suck and he hates them.

    • gunsandrockets

      An MP5 of course.

  • Bob

    Heheh. Consider me amused.

  • Edeco

    can one be a gruff, violent, alcohol abusing, loose-cannon like Assy McGee? I loved that show.

  • crackedlenses

    Count me in.

  • ZF

    This was funny! I dunno about any of you, but I kinda want to see a bunch of “old guns” sitting around and complaining about the “kids” of today. Like an M6A1 whining about it’s hot-headed son M16A4 and the grandson M4 with “that fancy bling”.

    Good stuff!

  • kingghidorah

    They need to chase a junkie named Davis and villain nick-named ‘Hi Point’

    • gunsandrockets

      No, not a Hi Point. A Cocaine Cowboy KG-99.

    • Edeco

      A pleasant, young, situation-diffusing night watchman represented by a pepper spray can, who distrusts the police guns but has to call them sometimes and doesn’t want them nosing around his car.

  • Tassiebush

    They need to have a family portrait of great grandfather punt gun who they all acknowledge was a tough old guy none of them could really measure up to.

  • /k/

    The five seven should have been called marissa.

  • Felipe

    “What is with you and your safeties?” – I effing lost it when I read that! I need MOAR Glocky and McColt!! Very nicely done. Thank you, TFB.

  • Drew

    When do we get to see the shoulder thing that goes up?

  • Achmed

    very gun nerdy and funny. What is it with you and your safeties? Was Normandy a concert?

  • Fruitbat44

    Loving it! There is a reason mismatched cop-buddies are considered a classic . . .