A small single shot firearm designed to be concealed in oneself until a time it can be discretely extracted and presumably used against a high valued target. Custom tiny projectiles (4.5mm in this case) were often intended to be laced with poison.


  • GPSrulz

    I think the act of one trying to retrieve this in a self defense situation would deter an attacker.

    • Edeco

      Yep. Seeing it be unsmuggled would shock and give pause to an opponent lacking, erm, conditioning and resolve. *Pffftch, snrk*

    • iksnilol

      After firing you can just throw it at the assailant. If the bullet doesn’t scare him off, the gun itself would.

    • RICH

      ……….. or it just might ‘entice’ them ! owwww!

    • avconsumer2

      lol – “Hell no you can’t have my wallet!! Hang on… ugnnn…”

      “Listen mother fu…. Uh… wait.. wat? no… WTF?!! You’re… omg… “

  • Gambler X

    Taco Tuesday may cause accidental discharge.

    • gusto

      wtf is it wth Americans and tacos being bad for the gut?

      I mean we eat tacos to (in Sweden)

      the stereotype joke is known even to us via movies and tv but isn’t true for us atleast

      • Darren Hruska

        Taco Bell. You need a lot of TP after TB!

        • Twilight sparkle

          Wow, literally right before me lol

        • papagrune123

          be careful of “firecracker” hot wings..too.

      • Twilight sparkle

        You probably don’t have Taco Bell…

        • rooftopvoter

          Ever notice there are never any stray dogs,cats or raccoons around a TB?

          • Lou

            Nor in TJ Mexico. Just lots of drunk sailors.

          • rooftopvoter

            As a young sailor at NTC in San Diego in 1968, my one day of liberty from boot camp was spent at the San Diego Zoo. Could not go to TJ. Darn it.

      • Kefefs

        Not sure. I’m American and I don’t know where the hell these people get their tacos.

        • Dean

          I’m from SoCal you haven’t lived on the edge till you’ve eaten real Mexican street tacos. You literly put your life in your hands each time. Hit or miss it’s a food lovers taste explosion.Dean

          • gregge

            And the misses can be ass-plosions.

      • John

        Most Americans eat rancid and contaminated food from a corporate franchise known as Taco Bell. Actual Mexican food–soups, stews and tortilla dishes served by people who know what they’re doing–is very tasty and well worth the money.

        • mosinman

          Taco bell never gave me the runs. although they don’t compare to a taco made by a mexican owned taco truck

          • rooftopvoter

            A bit of a stretch here but if you want to get cleaned out, eat at Checkers. Make sure vehicle is headed for the house though and don’t make any stops along the way.

        • Karl Murphy

          Taco Bell serves inferior uncontaminated food, it is however hygenic.
          Not rancid either.

      • troy

        Taco meat in the usa is mostly TPP or soy product which causes flatulence and GI distress in 60% of population. Combine that with heavy spice, refried beans, questionable guacamole, occasional E. coli blooms, soda and old sour cream you get diarrhea.

        • RICH

          I always thought that a lot of it was dog & cat ! !

        • Karl Murphy

          Wash your hands before eating !
          More likely the reason many people have digestive issues.

          • PatriotArmingBears

            Or after firing certain types of small guns.

        • HiPowerGuy

          WOW…that’s like a…..7 course meal there…all for a low, low price. 🙂

      • adverse

        You take things entirely too seriously.

      • Uniform223

        You’ve never had to “roll the dice” in eating some real mexican food prepared by mexicans and served by mexicans at a local taco shop down at the corner have you?

      • Until you’ve eaten tacos from a wagon in Texas that’s within sight of Rio Grande, you won’t understand it.

        • Karl Murphy

          Nope, I undestand it and Spanish too, thats just Gringo talk.

      • J.J

        The jokes come from 1. Mexico being seen as dirty and Montezuma’s revenge is a real thing. 2. Plus taco joints tends to be cheaper establishments and more like to be dirty. 3. I would assume the average American taco to be heavier and greasier and overall harder on the gut than any Sweden taco.

      • Erik Alexander Eklof

        It’s because Swedish Tacos are different than American Tacos. American Tacos are hard-shelled, Swedish Tacos are more like fajitas.

    • thohan

      This offhand, throwaway (but funny) remark certainly has prompted a lot of discussion.

      • Gambler X

        sadly its the age we live in now, everyone is offended or takes issue with everything.
        The death of crude humor or just humor in general.

  • Don Ward

    I suggest that gun owners spam the ATF with letters asking whether this device is legal to own, carry and whether you can shoulder it.

    • Weaver

      I like it! I’m game if you are.

    • iksnilol

      I don’t think you shoulder it, I think you bum it.

      • Edeco

        Gives new meaning to the phrase “solid cheek-weld”.

        • Cattoo

          If not a new meaning it definitely makes for a new mental image.

    • JK

      Doesn’t matter where you stick it, it’s already an AOW.

  • Quick – Let’s get MAC to evaluate it!

  • karm42yn

    Title made me chuckle like I haven’t chuckled in a long time.

  • Jeff Smith

    But is it self lubricating?

  • J-

    4.5 mm? How bout a 45 ACP version? Might take a little practice to be able to carry it, but when you only have one shot, you might as well make it count.

    • iksnilol

      What’s the point? It’s an assassination device (legit poison bullets).

      • J-

        Assassination device? From what I read about these before, they were more like the Liberator pistol for KGB. Some KGB agent gets captured, he has a one shot weapon he can use to kill a guard and take his gun.

        • iksnilol

          You don’t think they’d do a cavity search on a captured KGB agent?

          • J-

            Like the description said, that is overlooked for cursory searches. Some enlisted man at a Checkpoint in East Germany isn’t going up the butt bare handed on some suspected agent at a border crossing.

          • iksnilol

            But if they know he is KGB or stuff they might to be extra safe.

          • J-

            I remember reading about an American agent who carried a little FN 25 ACP pocket pistol tucked up right behind the boys. Russian soldiers would search Americans but didn’t like to dig too deep into the junk. One day he got pinched, and searched but they didn’t check his crotch. So at some point he found himself alone with some Russian private guarding him. He convinced the guard to let him take a piss. He pulled out the little FN and popped the guard right in the throat with it and made his escape.

            The expert spy catchers know to do tight security. Its the fresh out of basic draftee who is assigned guard duty who isn’t going to go digging for a weapon.

          • iksnilol

            That must have taken some balls.

            I am just thinking that if it was intended for such use it’d probably be chambered in something more potent than a 4.5mm pocket cartridge.

          • J-

            Barrel thickness, firing mechanism, bullet, I guess it depends what you can get in there. I hear French spies have a shotgun like this.

          • iksnilol

            Got a chuckle out of that one.


  • Yes officer, I have my drivers license and Colon Carry Permit…

    • Chadd

      This gun is cringe worthy to begin with but that… the idea of an LEO asking someone to drop trou so he can very your concealed carry weapon mag me gag and chuckle at the same time; it’s a confusing action to endure

    • Cattoo

      CCW Identification Shard

  • iksnilol

    Practical use for assless chaps, everybody.

    • Steve

      Chaps are always assless, BTW.

      • Tassiebush

        This chap isn’t assless :p

        • Steve


      • iksnilol

        Nah, chainsaw chaps have the ass.

        So does a good deal of motorcycle chaps (what’s the point of surviving a crash if your ass is ground off?).

  • DAN V.

    Ok I’ll say it….

    Finally, a gun that’s shittier than a Taurus.

    • ostiariusalpha

      Eh, except the feces is outside the gun here. You can’t say the same for a Taurus.

  • Edeco

    So, fundamentally (hehe) I guess we’re talking a slightly modified palm-in 6 o’clock inside-the-waistband technique to draw…

  • anon

    Can i add a ribbed suppressor?

    • adverse

      And a hi cap mag?

      • rooftopvoter

        I worked with a few A/holes that could fit a 100 round drum in the butt and reloading equipment to boot. Yeah, they were that major.

  • TVOrZ6dw

    OK mall ninjas, accessorize this then lets see how tough you really are!

    • Steve

      Tactical ribbed version anyone?

    • RICH

      How ’bout a picatinny rail…. ? ?

    • rooftopvoter

      Belt fed is next?

  • TVOrZ6dw

    I hate to pay full price, but I don’t see any used ones for sale…

    • Ken

      If you find one, you won’t even need to clean the cosmoline off.

  • Argh!

  • Kev

    Carrying it around and an accident discharge can be a real pain in the ass, on the positive with some tactical vaseline and a deft trigger finger a holster is not necessary.

  • Roy Dowd

    With practice, it didn’t even need to be removed first. Just drop trow, bend over, align the V notch of your plumbers crack with the target, and flex. This had the added benefit of giving the projectile a silencing effect. Even if you missed, the target was too horrified to move.

    • Sulaco

      Or laugh themselves to death if its aimed the wrong way!

  • willy

    Oh no, a weapon of mass destruction.

    • AlanHan

      I think that would be “ass destruction” often enough.

  • LazyReader

    Squat and Shoot….and shoot

  • Turd Ferguson

    …from my cold dead butt!

  • mosinman

    let’s just hope you don’t have a ND while CC’ing this thing

    • Tassiebush

      The concept probably died in the ar$e for that reason

  • allannon

    “Welcome to the KGB. Here’s your personal lube; one way or the other you’ll need it.”

  • Some Guy

    There is a “crap shoot” joke in there somewhere.


    In Soviet Union, holster is you.

  • lurpy

    Something about “deep concealment.”

    • JamesRPatrick

      You beat me to it.

  • mosinman

    Also, where is the QD mount for a suppressor?

    • Since it is a custom round it may be one of the Russian silent ammo which is the silencer itself.

  • RICH

    Just imagine an ‘accidental discharge’ with this…. OUCH ! ! That would be a real pain in the a$$…. (bad)

  • Bill

    There’s more than one man and woman sitting in prison going “they actually purpose built a gun for that?” after having a .22, .25 or NAA removed from an orifice. Those hammers must hurt, certainly more than condoms full of heroin.

  • adverse

    A new definition of, “one in the pipe”.

  • adverse

    Then again, only your proctologist will know.

    • Rock or Something

      “It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one!”

  • Rocko

    Looks easier than the Stinger

  • Phil Hsueh

    I have to ask, would this be CA legal?

    • Frank_in_Spokane

      Not if it ain’t on their list, it ain’t …

  • me ohmy

    adds an entirely new meaning to “blow it out yer ass”

  • LV-426

    Beware of ass-idental discharge

  • Frank_in_Spokane

    Man, safety or no — you gotta have stones to stash a loaded gun in yer poop chute.

    There’s a man who leads a life of danger
    To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
    With every move he makes
    Another chance he takes
    Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow …

  • DW

    Bringing butthurt to the next level

    • wetcorps

      In Soviet Russia, butt hurts YOU!

  • Frank_in_Spokane

    Suddenly reminded of a certain monologue by Christopher Walken …

  • Jim

    I’m sure this gun was the ‘butt’ of many jokes in the old KGB. I would pay good money to see a video of Vladimir Putin practicing with it.

  • Turd Fergusson

    If he tried, I’d picture him snipping it in half like a bolt-cutter. Or crushing it.

  • R

    Dedushka, tell us your war story again!

    “So there I was, finally inches from my target. I slowly pressed up against him, dropped my trou, grabbed my ankles, and squeezed…”

  • R

    I can’t imagine the recoil

  • smartacus

    um yeah, you’re gonna want not one micron wider than that 4.5mm

  • Cymond

    “So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. “

    • mbrd

      “…he died of dysentery…”

  • John

    Brings new meaning to the words “Blow it out your ass!”

  • smartacus

    ya know, the Soviets were big on butt-chugging vodka.

    That way their sergeants wouldn’t smell it on their breath.

  • MrEllis

    I may or may not want to see the quick draw on this thing, depending…

  • Ben Warren

    Don’t officers already have a problem with dropping their service piece in the toilet? Or leaving it on the TP dispenser for a 9-year-old kid to find? Do we really need to make the problem worse?

    • rooftopvoter

      Air Marshall’s are famous for the gun-left-in-the-airplane-lav stunt.

  • jerry young

    and the award goes to, hold on I’m still trying to pull this gun out my ass, Bam could somebody call an ambulance?

  • Martin Grønsdal

    thanks God this wasn’t on Discovery’s newwabeendonbefo, because in retrospect, one would have to ask oneself – how would it have been tested and where!

    • Xtorin O’hern

      most likely on his daughter

  • mosinman

    is this drop safe?

  • J.J

    They would bust you on smell when you “unholster” it.

  • rooftopvoter

    New meaning to “silent but deadly”

  • Cesare Renzi

    In Soviet Russia, deuce drops you.

  • Turd Ferguson

    There are dozens of optional ways someone can carry a concealed weapon. This is number two.

  • Anonymoose

    Reminds me of that woman who shoved an NAA .22 inside herself. Also, I’m not sure they thought about the possibility of metal detectors at places where they’d try to sneak one of these through.

    • This would have been before metal detectors became common and usually pat downs were done.

  • Anomanom

    Goddamn, son….

  • Michael R. Zupcak

    Better than off-body carry!

  • Mcameron

    im sorry…..but if your tactics dictate the use of an ass-gun……you really need to rethink your strategy.

    • mbrd

      it’s the last line of defense… the ass line of defense…

  • SheriffJon

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Don’t give a $h!t……….”

  • Fruitbat44

    “So Agent Ivan, when did you decide to defect?”

    • Tassiebush

      “well it was this armourer. He was a kooky bugger!”

  • Tassiebush

    I think it’s just that it’s such an embuggerance!

  • OK, this is funny and all, but, umm… source?

    • Tassiebush

      Fair point!

  • iksnilol

    why call them assless chaps if they always are assless?

    This will be my mission in life, to find the assfull chaps!

    NOTE: I was thinking if you fall of the motorcycle (backwards for instance) and land on your ass. Or if you fly forward and roll a time or two while skidding.

    • Steve

      Best guess? Stupid people. There’s a lot of nonsensical words and phrases. Look at “homophobia”. Anyone with any knowledge of Latin roots or what a phobia actually is knows that this word is nonsense. Sadly, stupid people repeating something often enough makes things a part of the lexicon.

      Typically, if you fall off a motorcycle, you tend to slide. If you did roll, then a bunch of padding would do more good than a layer of thick leather.

      Hopefully this won’t take 5 plus hours to actually show up on the page causing me to re-write the statement.

  • avconsumer2


    • Foohbard

      Without lube its just a rimfire…

  • Dave Hamer


  • Isaac FluffyWolf Rader

    What’s the point in defending yourself from someone if they actually have this thing? They’ve already been penetrated!

  • DanGoodShot

    So, would this give the term “rimfire” a new meaning??

  • Tassiebush

    I bet this one rarely left the arse-nal…

  • Cattoo

    Known in the business as feces pieces.

  • Cattoo

    Did this firearm ever come in other models such as the Prolapse or Pink Sock? Perhaps a Toxic Shock model.

  • Badwolf

    Needs rails

    • mbrd

      hell yeah, i gotta have a light and a laser on this thing! bigger fatter better!

  • Secundius

    Gives a Whole New Meaning to the word “Asshole”, if you accidentally Shoot Yourself in the Ass…

  • sam52054

    No external safety, I would assume……..
    Do you have any polyps, Comrade……..
    Gives accidental discharge a hole new meaning………..

  • iview

    The target would smell your stinky weapon before you got close enough to open fire!

  • mbrd

    my girlfriend wants me to get one of these, but i’m just not comfortable with the idea.

  • tony patric

    holstering that must be a pain in the behind

  • HiPowerGuy

    Well, depends on your diet….probably need to cut back on meat, and a LOT more veggies and ruffage…:-) Wouldn’t work for me….I would die of a heart attack trying to get it out!!! 🙁 Hahahaha