Cooked or Uncooked? Bacon Magazine Wraps by Rapid Wraps

Just when I think something could not get more absurd -or- wonder how a really cool legit tactical ideal can get bastardized, something comes along and sets a new bar. Latest up is Rapid Wraps a company selling 3-packs of magazine wraps via Amazon. 


At first, when looking at the page listing, its cool. You have flags (Union Jack, Confederate, and the Star-Spangled Banner), then flames, and then… bacon. Heck, you even have the option of cooked or uncooked bacon!


Oh, if you thought they could not sink lower, they already have. “I heart Twinkies” is also an option. Then again… I like Twinkies…

Dang it.


Nathan S

One of TFB’s resident Jarheads, Nathan now works within the firearms industry. A consecutive Marine rifle and pistol expert, he enjoys local 3-gun, NFA, gunsmithing, MSR’s, & high-speed gear. Nathan has traveled to over 30 countries working with US DoD & foreign MoDs.

The above post is my opinion and does not reflect the views of any company or organization.


  • tts

    They need to make a wrap with Calvin pissing on a AK and then attach one of those Truck Nutz keychains to the mag as a special edition.

    Would sell like hotcakes!

    • Sianmink

      +1 would buy.

    • Anomanom

      Don’t even suggest that. I do not wanna see rubber testicles on the range.

      • allannon

        Rubber…or any other testicles.

      • Peadair

        I think this is a great idea. Trucknuts used as a benchrest.

    • USMC03Vet

      Molon Labe. Don’t Tread On Me!

  • Ryan

    So, fancy stickers for your mags…huh. I wrap vehicles for a living, and if they are using a similar vinyl to what we use, it’s not going to last long. The texture and material used to make the mags are going to interfere with the adhesive, Great for a safe queen, bad for a range hog.

    • TheNotoriousIUD

      Do you have to ruin everything?

  • Cm

    “Twinkies” is a “Zombieland” reference. Natch.

  • Riot

    Like the first one
    The colours on these are great!

  • TheNotoriousIUD

    I am currently selling personalized airbrushed mags featuring an illustration of your own gun relaxing on the beach.

  • Taylor TX

    So that mag wrap is for Brit ex-pats? Could you own just the mag in ol blighty? Not really familiar with English gun laws. I wouldnt mind one that has one of those Hostess Cupcakes with the vanilla filling inside instead of a twinkie 🙂

    • Graham2

      We can own as many magazines as we like for our rifles and there are no restrictions on capacity. Our ARs, FALs and AKs etc are ‘straight pull’ i.e no gas parts but we can still enjoy our shooting. I wouldn’t buy the Union Jack wrap simply because it’s not correct. Why a company goes to the trouble of making such a product and then gets the proportions etc wrong beats me. I like the cooked bacon one though.

    • Sam Deeley-Crane

      you can own mags here ive got a few ak mags,some magpul mags and a old slr mag

  • FrenchKiss

    The bacon ones are obviously for the muslim terrorists!

    • Grindstone50k

      Obviously? Sure, no other religion considers pigs to be unclean…

      • FrenchKiss

        R u kidding?!?! Of course “other” religions consider pigs prohibited. But only one religion encourages the killing of infidels. Guess which one.

        • mosinman

          damn I could have sworn ISIS was jewish…..

  • wetcorps

    Well I can’t deny it looks delicious.

  • BryanS

    Are these like the wraps for Easter eggs that go on when you boil them?

  • Plumbiphilious

    Is there a banana-texture graphic wrap for my extended assault banana clips?

    Complete with NOT-Chiquita sticker?

    • sam

      Yeah, as a fan of the term “banana magazine” I’m surprised no banana-peel pattern. Without that the humor of this product doesn’t work for me.

      Also there should be stick-on multi-panel wraps with fur, to cover mags with fur. For reasons.

  • Tiny Tim

    The Amazon vendor in the link is TACTICALSHT, I sht you not!

    • Grindstone50k

      You should’ve seen the TACTICALSHT video about the Green-tip ban.

  • Aaron E

    The colors are definitely bright … but how could no one see the travesty of the Daniel Defense upper on the Bushmaster lower!
    Don’t get me wrong – Bushmaster by itself is a decent rifle, but a Daniel Defense is an outstanding rifle. Mixing the two seems like some kind of sick B-movie stage prop disaster.

  • Sheepeople

    WTF Over!