Police Force Triple Defender


Street Wise Security Products is now selling the Police Force Triple Defender (PFTD.) The package uses Picatinny-type mounts to combine a stun gun, pepper spray and strobe light into a single über-tactical self-defense tool.

The unit is a pistol-shaped polymer unit called a Defender Six-Sided Rail Unit (DSSRU.) The DSSRU has mounting rails everywhere, but is not a defensive tool by itself.

Mounted on the underside of the DSSRU is a pepper spray dispenser called the F4 Tactical (F4T.) The F4T uses a 2 ounce can of Sabre Red pepper spray and can “fire a blast” up to 25′.


The top of the DSSRU is equipped with a Police Force 8,500,000 Tactical Stun Flashlight (PF8.5TSF.) The PF8.5TSF uses Triple Stun Technology (TST) to create a larger stun radius. Fortunately, the company uses a “shock proof exterior” so that the PF8.5TSF does not hit the user with the TST.

The name PF8.5TSF suggests it uses 8.5 million volts, but the company website states “Actual Voltage out put is difficult to measure and verify, but this unit compares to other brands that claim to be 8,500,000 or more volts.”

The PF8.5TSF has a built-in “blinding 1 watt LED light” that can be used in high, low or strobe modes. According to the company, the PF8.5TSF’s “ultra-bright light can have a temporary blinding effect making it easy for you to immobilize them with the stun gun.”

The PFTD carries a lifetime warranty and has an MSRP of $129.99. The PFTD weighs a little more than 3 pounds. It comes in MN Tactical Black.

Richard Johnson

An advocate of gun proliferation zones, Richard is a long time shooter, former cop and internet entrepreneur. Among the many places he calls home is http://www.gunsholstersandgear.com/.


  • USMC03Vet

    Looks more like a penetrator to me.

    No, Officer. I’m not going to resist.

  • TCBA_Joe

    Police-Tek 2000…

  • Blake

    Yo dawg, I heard you like rails, so I put rails on your rails…

    This is the ultimate tacticool piece; just a bunch of rails with no pesky expensive firearm to get in the way.

    When does the KeyMod version come out?

  • gunslinger

    Gecko45 and other mall ninjas rejoice!

  • echelon

    Good luck finding a holster for that monstrosity…

  • Charlie Taylor

    I had to double check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st. I was very sad when I realized that it wasn’t.

  • Nobody In Particular

    So just to be clear, this IS a joke, right?

  • Needs a pistol bayonet for close combat usage.

  • Andrew

    As seen in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” coming to theaters 4/17/15.

  • iowaclass

    Nice thought, but since police S.O.P. is now demonstrated to be fire-squadding a guy with a butter knife, this is only going to get used on schoolkids and, maybe, arrestees who are already in handcuffs.

  • andrey kireev

    I think it also needs a tactical laser for precision pepper spray application….

  • Ethan

    This… is a Rail gun. It shoots 30,000 rails per second, and holds 40 keymod weaver Mloks. It can blow up the worlds.

  • 3 pounds of fail.

  • mechamaster

    Triple non-lethal combo… ‘daze-mace-tase’

  • Seburo

    Now replace the Stungun with a Colt M45 and the mall ninja’s will eat it up.

  • Mystick

    It’s a joke, right? Please say it’s a joke.

  • Don Ward

    Needs camera mounted on it and a manual for use of force regulations.

  • BryanS

    Good god, what is that thing? How would you hold it?

    It looks more like a handy storage case for rail mounted items.

  • WFDT

    Attackers die of laughter.

  • wetcorps


  • Some Rabbit

    Just what “Dog the bounty hunter” needs. For the rest us who don’t have a criminal conviction, we’ll just have to make do with a real gun.

  • Grindstone50k

    I don’t even…

  • AUGrad06

    Who actually buys this kind of stuff??

  • Dukeblue91

    How would you carry that thing?
    And Why?

  • CanineCo

    Rule #2: “Never allow the muzzle of your weapon to point at anything you are not willing to destroy.”