Next year is almost here. Help make the 2015 Puppies With Guns Calendar happen.

We all know how it is. It’s getting close to Christmas and all you got her was another set of those stupid thick pink socks with the vinyl sticky crap on the bottom. Maybe you didn’t even buy them this year; you got a two pack last year preparing for this moment of forgetfulness and love-lost. Its okay. She took care of you when you barfed in the neighbor’s mailbox after shotgunning sangria. Your lady deserves better.

We got your back man. Get the Puppies With Guns Calendar. Enough cute puppies to keep any wonderful lady happy for 12 months, and enough guns to keep you from buying more of them and pissing her off; for a week. Maybe.

Head over to and check it out. Be sure to check the different levels of donations so you can get some fresh decorations for your walls, that way she quits complaining about your Slayer posters.

Oh, and ladies, we love you to the ends of the world! Thanks for putting up with our crap, and shooting too!

Full disclosure.  The person who is running the Kickstarter is Ben Haulenbeek, who is a TFB contributor under the pseudonym Primer.  TFB does not normally permit Kickstarter projects but Steve gave the OK to blog about this one.




Beau F

A career military service member, with multiple deployments to Operation Enduring Freedom & Iraqi Freedom. Beau has a passion for legit nylon, combat medicine, and of course all things that go boom.


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  • #GetThatShitKickstarted

  • Giolli Joker

    Me too… but I like it.

  • Don Ward

    Too many dachshunds. Too many yappy snake food dogs.

    • Woof.

      If your dachshund is “yappy”, you are doing something very, very wrong.

      • Don Ward

        My mean German grandmother had two and she taught “Dolly” to growl at us kids if we moved a muscle when on the couch. I live in Seattle where many people adopt dachshunds as pet children. They’re all yappy. And bitey. Every last one.

  • USMC03Vet


    Would call a good boy and scratch belly. Dags are the greatest.

    • Guest

      Dags eh? Wannabyacarvan?

    • Guest

      Dags, eh? Wanbyacarvan eh?

    • Ethan

      Wow disqus.. thank you for butchering an otherwise promising post.
      Mods please feel free to delete the below mess.

  • Tony

    “Only ships to: United States.”

    Pity. The puppies with guns calendar is one of the very rare products I would have been interested in actually funding. Not so interested as to spend money on something I can’t even have, though.

    • westford86

      An update on the project posted last night about international shipping. If you live internationally, you can get one, you just have to message them.

  • Ben

    hmmmm. . . do I go for the calendar full of half naked girls holding guns, wearing too much make-up, and with the pissed off smile because that one dude keeps screaming “get your finger off the trigger!” during the shoot and the fat dude to the side keeps ‘re-adjusting’ his jeans?

    Or do I get the calendar with the puppies snuggling guns?

    Puppies. yeah puppies every time.