Nicholas C

Co-Founder of KRISSTALK forums, an owner’s support group and all things KRISS Vector related. Nick found his passion through competitive shooting while living in NY. He participates in USPSA and 3Gun. He loves all things that shoots and flashlights. Really really bright flashlights.

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  • Rex


    • dan citizen

      firts? Is that a squeeky fart?

      • dgnr8duck

        More like a wet fart.

  • Polenar

    Hilarious! XD

  • Zachary marrs

    “The afgani shitter” lost it.

    • joethefatman

      Alua snackbar nearly cost me a keyboard.

      • dan citizen

        Your lucky. My laptop and coffee cup both became radicalized after seeing this video and have launched a Jihad on my printer.

        I called a tech support company (after getting appropriate UN approval). I got stuck on hold, but finally got an operator. She asked what division I needed to talk to and I said I’m fine talking to her….

        Because an operator was just what I needed.

      • Taylor TX

        Glad I didnt have a drink for the Aloha Snackbar!

  • Weaver

    Lol that was pretty funny

  • gunslinger

    where’s the bubba?

    • big daddy

      That would take too long and can be a video all by itself.

      • dan citizen

        I’m gonna shoot my AK one handed… It’s never been done before!

  • big daddy

    Honestly the people I have met at the range I go to have been some of the nicest people I ever met. Of course I’m in central Texas and I came here from NYC, that explains a lot.

    • NotoriousAPP

      Me too dadeo! Rochester to Austin, boom!

      • LarryEArnold

        Actually there are lots of us who don’t consider Austin part of Texas. 😉
        Keep it weird.

        • TXgnnr

          I’m right there with you Larry. I believe it has pretty much annexed to Kalifornia.

        • Live Free or Die

          “Keep it weird” is code for keep it Liberal.

          • Maybe

            That saying was mainly propagated by a clothing company for T shirts which undoubtedly made a significant amount of profit for aforementioned company. I guess right should be code word for I only care about profiting both monetary and socially when it reinforces my already held political and social views. Live free or die my friend, super applicable in today’s day and age, you must really be putting your life on the line for others making internet comments.I apologize if you happen to be a soldier though and have actually risked your life for others.

          • Live Free or Die

            I am concerned Patriot. 🙂

    • Welcome!

      • big daddy

        I can’t think of a reason to EVER go back north, especially New York. Texas isn’t perfect, the healthcare here sux. But overall there is no comparison for the quality of life. I love guns, shooting and if I could I would hunt, HOGS. But I have some health issues that precludes me from hunting. My greatest passion and hobby now are guns.

        • Check out the automotive scene too. If it generates torque or recoil, we do it right in Texas!

        • Zachary marrs

          Dont know what you are talking about, Houston has some of the best hospitals in the world

          • big daddy

            They may have the best hospitals until you get the bill and find out they sent you out of network or that your insurance if you have any in Texas doesn’t cover it. I’m used to having a lot more covered being from NYC. In NYC I never talked to or saw as many people with medical issues that cannot afford to get them fixed or medication for it. It seems in Texas people are just not able to get their medical issues dealt with properly. I never saw so many people with so many missing teeth or dental problems. I have talked with a lot of people and heard some horror stories worse than in NYC and they have plenty there. I already went through 3 doctors because of some reasons or another. One could not even diagnose a rash I figured out by going online to the Mayo clinic. The nearest dermatologist was 100 miles away. So I do know what I am talking about from personal experience, in central Texas the healthcare SUX!!!!!!! Maybe it’s better in the bigger cities but nowhere as good as New York.

          • Zachary marrs

            Fair enough, I have great insurance, so price has never been too much of a worry.

          • usmcmailman

            You should move back….cupcake.

          • big daddy

            Keyboard tough guys……they got all the answers like move back there. A holes….you guys don’t have enough money to buy a clue. The cost of living in the DFW area is close to NYC, in Austin it’s about the same. Oh so you’re a Marine that proves what? How tough you are….grow up cupcake. Mentally challenged people who only know the small world they live in. How could anybody take what you say seriously with that narrow minded mentality? It’s obvious you take yourself way too seriously, legend in your own mind types are all over the internet. Keyboard tough guys.

          • Aaron

            Your taxes were probably a LOT higher as well. Doesn’t NY have an income tax? Texas doesn’t. If you need better health insurance, the money your saving from taxes should cover it. Nothing in life is free.

            As for Drs, The ones in the bigger cities are usually better, that was probably true in NYC too. They pay them more there. The area around DFW is FULL of really good Drs, especially heart Drs. Houston also has a lot of good Drs.

          • big daddy

            Aaron how old are you? You sound about 25-30 at the most. Would you know what a good doctor is?

    • That it does!

    • ChrisK

      Also Austin, from Connecticut originally, much as I hate to admit it.

      • AlDeLarge

        Now y’all just have to get to Texas. From Austin, it’s about an hour in any direction.

        • OBlamo Binlyen

          A suggestion from Kommiefornia. Surround and cut off Austin. As they leave, demand to see how they voted. If it is Conservative let them pass otherwise turn them back and let them wither and die.

    • raz-0

      Hey I’m in NJ, and that VAST majority of the people at the range are very nice. It’s the outliers that are…. special. Every place has them.

  • ChuckyTee

    Im at least 3 of those everytime I go to the range.Hhehe

  • iksnilol

    I am two of these, the Polenar and The 10 Meter Olympic One Handed.

    I lost it at the Polenar, since I have done similar things. Also I understood his cursing (cursing in Slavic languages is pretty much the same everywhere).

    • BSP

      There actually is a backstory to that one.

      Search ‘the Art of Flying Shotgun’, you will not regret it. 🙂

      • iksnilol

        Thanks, that video was really funny.

        “It can’t even malfunction properly”

        That video also discouraged me from getting a M3. Baikal MP-153 it is if I am getting a shotgun.

  • Cherryriver

    A mocking video from an outfit that named themselves “Tactical”.
    Irony alert!

    • Y-man

      Check out their OTHER videos. Good stuff.

    • Mr.T

      You nailed it ,compared to most people on the range these guys are the nutjobs ,have seen them first hand and barely held back from laughing out loud.

  • TV-PressPass

    I clearly need to find a range with more of these people

  • ColaBox

    The gangster modified made me spit up coffee, I missed the laptop, but I now have to clean the rug.


  • USMC03Vet

    Dat chickenwing.

    Now I’m hungry.

  • JamesM

    Where’s the dude on date night, showing two chicks “how to shoot” … no joke see at least one of these on a Friday night.

  • DieHardHans

    omg i just afghan shittered myself! Way to go Polenar, great videos. Great crew.

  • Cymond

    Where’s the “overly social guy who wants to talk to everyone about their guns”?

    Because that’s totally not me. Nope, never.

  • mechamaster

    Rambo modified = AK crotch-massage ( sorry for inappropriate joke)
    WANTED-style = Limp-wristing with style.

  • jeff

    that was pretty fkn stupid if you ask me. i expected something funny

  • Hank Seiter

    Though I’ve encountered some sidewalk commandos, I’ve never really seen these various scenarios at our sportsman’s club’s firing line … well, at least not while I was there. I do like to engage in occasional double-taps and five round “bursts” from my complement of ARs, SCAR, Tavor on the like from time to time but hip shooting and unaimed fire doesn’t interest me in the least.

    • nmgene

      I have practiced hip shooting for years. I can now draw and put 2 center of mass in 1 second at 7 yards but I spent 35 years in So Cal where you never knew when you would be attacked!!!!!!!!

  • waitingfortheend2011

    hahahahaaaa….. Aloha Snackbar is the greatest!!!

  • jordan Hyers

    Rambo modified

  • Adam

    Epic. Was that a Chris Costa-approved airsoft I heard?

  • David Wagner


  • Bob

    I snarfed my coffee… thanks!

  • Mark Are

    Some people have way too much time to waste.

  • Ben Enjerry

    The video took umbrage to single out the bullseye shooter, but missed the highpower shooter, the silhouette shooter and the benchrest competitor; all similar disciplines. Seems they have no respect for the one?

  • William Wallace

    The ranges here are very controlled so no wild stuff like the Isis shitter… but we have our gangbangers shooting sideways, the tacticool semi-operators that do everything in a MagPul video exaggerated times 10, and then you got the noobs that follow anyone who pretends to know what he’s doing like baby chicks following a mother hen.

  • lomaxima

    Hilarious, missing a few though. The old guy with a bolt gun that shoots once every 10 minutes. The hunters that come once a year.

  • BuzzKillington

    They left out “The Planet Fitness.” That’s the 400lb’er with the plumber’s crack who bench rest shoots for 3-shot groups with his ARs, bolt action centerfires, and .22’s, using 45x scopes and bipods on the 50yd range.

  • OBlamo Binlyen

    You left out the Barry with the mom panties.