Meats Guns … uurgghhhh

I have blogged about soap guns, gold guns, ice guns, lego guns and chocolate guns but I never thought I would be blogging about meat guns. These "guns" were made by the artist Dimitri Tsykalov.

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Remember kids, that just because Lady Gaga did it once, does not make it a good idea.

[ Many thanks to Whaleoil & Christopher for emailing me the link. ]

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  1. Airriderwrote on September 25th, 2011 at 8:50 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Only reminds me of this discourse…

    “Jamie: What did you do today honey?
    Adam: (Mimics a conversation) I made a Meat Bullet. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?”

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  2. alexwrote on September 18th, 2011 at 5:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    the gun lover and artist in me loved it.

    the vegetarian in me made me sick.

    overall i like it

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  3. tommy2rswrote on September 17th, 2011 at 7:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Just needs some Hoppe’s No 9 steak sauce.

    Now if he had made vegetables out of meat, that I could get behind

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  4. Sandwichywrote on September 17th, 2011 at 5:02 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That 1911 would look better with whole wheat grips.

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  5. Netforcewrote on September 17th, 2011 at 12:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Reminds me of the gun that James Woods used in the movie “VideoDrome”.

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  6. Mátéwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 11:25 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    The bacon AK was better.

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  7. M 1wrote on September 16th, 2011 at 11:17 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    “but if your going to do something do it right”

    Oh, the irony. (ProTip: you’re)

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  8. Foetuswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 10:00 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I’d eat it.

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  9. Cymondwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 5:15 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I naturally suspect that this is some kind of statement about guns and violence. Ironically, beef is the real threat to my life and health. Also, gross.

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  10. M.G. Halvorsenwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 5:12 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Meat is Murder…tasty, delicious murder…

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  11. Lancewrote on September 16th, 2011 at 1:05 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Now liberals want a ban on high cap meat sauces there too tasty for civilian ownership :X

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  12. Squidpuppywrote on September 16th, 2011 at 12:29 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    LOL This reminds me of last Saturday. Spent half the day at the range with buddies, then we all went and feasted on Korean BBQ.

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  13. Thomaswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 12:06 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Hey I did that at my youthgroup. I maid it out of spam. It was a glock I think.

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  14. mtptwowrote on September 16th, 2011 at 8:30 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Beef is an excellent man stopper, but I personally prefer pork for its higher capacity.

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  15. Alan Perezwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 8:09 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I like the Mac-10, but he screwed up on the grip and the ejection port. It should be more to the middle. There is no room for the bolt to recoil in the configuration he created. Maybe I shouldn’t look for realism in MEAT guns, but if your going to do something do it right!

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  16. Lancewrote on September 16th, 2011 at 7:47 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Thats just wrong in so many ways….

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  17. JTwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 7:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Did he get the idea for this after watching Videodrome for 3 days straight?

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  18. Armoredwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 3:55 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    This makes me want to hurl….

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  19. Raoul O'Shaughnessywrote on September 16th, 2011 at 2:28 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Wow…a gun where a ‘cooked off’ round would actually be kinda desirable.

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  20. Chriswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 2:12 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Do not want.

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  21. HK93wrote on September 15th, 2011 at 11:57 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Looks like props from the next David Cronenberg film. Remember the “flesh gun” in Videodrome ?

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  22. Arthur B.. Burnettwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 7:45 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Why?

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  23. EEWWWwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 6:24 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    EWWWWWW

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  24. Sandwichywrote on September 15th, 2011 at 5:43 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I can’t wait to hear the beef this starts for the “Meat is Murder” crowd! What kind of jerky would do this?

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  25. Hryanwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 5:41 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Honestly, makes me want a steak.

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  26. Gabrielwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 4:53 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Kills vegetarians!!!

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  1. Cymondwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 5:15 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I naturally suspect that this is some kind of statement about guns and violence. Ironically, beef is the real threat to my life and health. Also, gross.

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  2. Foetuswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 10:00 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I’d eat it.

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  3. M.G. Halvorsenwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 5:12 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Meat is Murder…tasty, delicious murder…

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  4. Lancewrote on September 16th, 2011 at 1:05 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Now liberals want a ban on high cap meat sauces there too tasty for civilian ownership :X

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  5. Squidpuppywrote on September 16th, 2011 at 12:29 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    LOL This reminds me of last Saturday. Spent half the day at the range with buddies, then we all went and feasted on Korean BBQ.

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  6. M 1wrote on September 16th, 2011 at 11:17 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    “but if your going to do something do it right”

    Oh, the irony. (ProTip: you’re)

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  7. Mátéwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 11:25 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    The bacon AK was better.

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  8. alexwrote on September 18th, 2011 at 5:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    the gun lover and artist in me loved it.

    the vegetarian in me made me sick.

    overall i like it

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  9. Airriderwrote on September 25th, 2011 at 8:50 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Only reminds me of this discourse…

    “Jamie: What did you do today honey?
    Adam: (Mimics a conversation) I made a Meat Bullet. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?”

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  10. tommy2rswrote on September 17th, 2011 at 7:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Just needs some Hoppe’s No 9 steak sauce.

    Now if he had made vegetables out of meat, that I could get behind

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  11. Sandwichywrote on September 17th, 2011 at 5:02 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That 1911 would look better with whole wheat grips.

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  12. Netforcewrote on September 17th, 2011 at 12:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Reminds me of the gun that James Woods used in the movie “VideoDrome”.

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  13. Thomaswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 12:06 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Hey I did that at my youthgroup. I maid it out of spam. It was a glock I think.

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  14. mtptwowrote on September 16th, 2011 at 8:30 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Beef is an excellent man stopper, but I personally prefer pork for its higher capacity.

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  15. Arthur B.. Burnettwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 7:45 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Why?

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  16. HK93wrote on September 15th, 2011 at 11:57 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Looks like props from the next David Cronenberg film. Remember the “flesh gun” in Videodrome ?

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  17. EEWWWwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 6:24 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    EWWWWWW

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  18. Sandwichywrote on September 15th, 2011 at 5:43 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I can’t wait to hear the beef this starts for the “Meat is Murder” crowd! What kind of jerky would do this?

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  19. Hryanwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 5:41 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Honestly, makes me want a steak.

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  20. Chriswrote on September 16th, 2011 at 2:12 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Do not want.

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  21. Raoul O'Shaughnessywrote on September 16th, 2011 at 2:28 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Wow…a gun where a ‘cooked off’ round would actually be kinda desirable.

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  22. Alan Perezwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 8:09 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I like the Mac-10, but he screwed up on the grip and the ejection port. It should be more to the middle. There is no room for the bolt to recoil in the configuration he created. Maybe I shouldn’t look for realism in MEAT guns, but if your going to do something do it right!

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  23. Lancewrote on September 16th, 2011 at 7:47 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Thats just wrong in so many ways….

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  24. JTwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 7:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Did he get the idea for this after watching Videodrome for 3 days straight?

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  25. Armoredwrote on September 16th, 2011 at 3:55 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    This makes me want to hurl….

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  26. Gabrielwrote on September 15th, 2011 at 4:53 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Kills vegetarians!!!

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