“We fire the whole bullet, thats 65% more bullet per bullet”

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Portal 2 was launched today.

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  1. Loganwrote on April 24th, 2011 at 4:00 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Cave Johnson is the best fictional CEO ever.

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  2. Thomaswrote on April 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That baby was a lie!!!!

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  3. Brandonwrote on April 21st, 2011 at 12:22 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Great game, great promo. It’s been eating up my spare time

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  4. Davewrote on April 21st, 2011 at 6:01 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    “What’s Round and Full of Bullets?”
    “You, in a moment…”

    Been playing all day – good times!

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  5. Mr Maigowrote on April 21st, 2011 at 1:55 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    they show the ‘more bullet per bullet’ snip-it without the voice over in one of the test chambers and all i could think was ‘valve knows better than that’

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  6. Antonwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 6:32 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Cool, I will now have to spend money.

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  7. Kevinwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 1:31 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That’s great… I’m glad I picked up my copy of Portal 2 today.

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  8. Chriswrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:19 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    The cake is real! The cake is real!

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  9. John Connorwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 7:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I can’t wait to play portal (installing right now). I just wonder how many people think firing the whole bullet is actually possible ;P

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  10. Other Stevewrote on April 20th, 2011 at 5:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    These videos are great, and Valve understands how a bullet works and can make a joke about it.

    Looking forward to some quality time with my companion… cube.

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  11. Averywrote on April 20th, 2011 at 3:50 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I had not expected that they would name the brick pattern “Evening At The Improv” camo. Great stuff.

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  12. Jusuchinwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 3:49 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That was actually one of the better commercials. And the Investment series I think…it’s fitting to the whole premise of the universe.

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  13. KTBabswrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:51 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    This post is a triumph. You should make a note here, “Huge Success”.

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  14. Slim934wrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:36 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Yeah…portal was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

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  15. Pukewrote on April 19th, 2011 at 10:26 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Those guys at Valve have a great sense of humor.

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  16. fw226wrote on April 19th, 2011 at 9:26 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    More bullet per bullet!

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  17. Jeffwrote on April 19th, 2011 at 5:04 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Actually, Portal 2 came out today. :)

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  1. Loganwrote on April 24th, 2011 at 4:00 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Cave Johnson is the best fictional CEO ever.

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  2. Antonwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 6:32 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Cool, I will now have to spend money.

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  3. Kevinwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 1:31 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That’s great… I’m glad I picked up my copy of Portal 2 today.

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  4. Chriswrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:19 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    The cake is real! The cake is real!

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  5. Mr Maigowrote on April 21st, 2011 at 1:55 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    they show the ‘more bullet per bullet’ snip-it without the voice over in one of the test chambers and all i could think was ‘valve knows better than that’

    Please rate this comment: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
  6. Davewrote on April 21st, 2011 at 6:01 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    “What’s Round and Full of Bullets?”
    “You, in a moment…”

    Been playing all day – good times!

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  7. Thomaswrote on April 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That baby was a lie!!!!

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  8. Brandonwrote on April 21st, 2011 at 12:22 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Great game, great promo. It’s been eating up my spare time

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  9. John Connorwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 7:41 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I can’t wait to play portal (installing right now). I just wonder how many people think firing the whole bullet is actually possible ;P

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  10. Other Stevewrote on April 20th, 2011 at 5:32 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    These videos are great, and Valve understands how a bullet works and can make a joke about it.

    Looking forward to some quality time with my companion… cube.

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  11. Pukewrote on April 19th, 2011 at 10:26 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Those guys at Valve have a great sense of humor.

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  12. fw226wrote on April 19th, 2011 at 9:26 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    More bullet per bullet!

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  13. Slim934wrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:36 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Yeah…portal was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

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  14. KTBabswrote on April 20th, 2011 at 12:51 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    This post is a triumph. You should make a note here, “Huge Success”.

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  15. Averywrote on April 20th, 2011 at 3:50 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    I had not expected that they would name the brick pattern “Evening At The Improv” camo. Great stuff.

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  16. Jusuchinwrote on April 20th, 2011 at 3:49 am Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    That was actually one of the better commercials. And the Investment series I think…it’s fitting to the whole premise of the universe.

    Please rate this comment: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
  17. Jeffwrote on April 19th, 2011 at 5:04 pm Link To Comment | Reply To Comment

    Actually, Portal 2 came out today. :)

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