I am not sure who makes these. If you know, please post a link in the comments.
UPDATE: It is a LA Police Gear Tactical Holster Christmas Stocking. Thanks to Gregory, Tim and Raymond for the info.
[ Many thanks to Sven (Defense and Freedom) for emailing me the the info. ]
Not for use with real firearms, because you can’t get your tactical Santa boot on with a Glock in your sock. Course, I don’t know how it’s gonna work with an airsoft either, but… all I know is I gotta have one.
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0Sorry, just noticed they both have holsters, there are three different versions of the stockings
0 0The “not for use with real firearms” is because the stocking on the left has a psuedo holster with no active retention and they don’t want to be liable if some unfortunate schmuck were to put a gun in the holster and it were to slip out and injure someone
0 0i’m not sure what the “not for use with real firearms” is for.
0 0Well, look at it this way: now everyone will know what it is you want for Christmas this year.
0 0Pretty cool.
0 0@Axiome
Not that I wish to get into an argument with you about the clash of cultures, but I’ve lived on both sides of the Atlantic and can tell you that vulgarity and it’s use in everyday parlance is prevelent amongst both sets of citizenry – gun owners included.
However, I do take a dim view of your comments though because you’ve never seen Team America and are obviously unfamiliar with it’s most excellent theme tune. 
0 0Yes, I realized it was a cultural thing, but the video “Art of the Dynamic Shotgun” proves that there is a lot of vulgarity in American parlance.
Sorry mates, I thought there was something noble in the use of weapons (without wishing to seem an ultra-Catholic or someone extremist).
0 0Dooood! Perfect Christmas decoration for the bachelor pad. Need one in black (’cause it’s more ninja) with a Team America or Zombie Killer patch.
0 0Are they kevlar? ‘Cause my finance would kill me for tacking one of those up on the mantle
0 0@Axiome,
It’s a removable patch demonstrating the hook&loop system; and, at that, a patch quoting a movie…
[On-Topic]
Pretty clever concept. Put me down for one in Multicam…
0 0LA Police Gear has them on their site, not sure if original manufacturer.
0 0Thanks for the info. I have updated the blog post.
0 0These are from LA Police Gear. Go to http://www.lapolicegear.com under shop by brand and LA Police Gear apparel. I wear my LAPG elastic waistband operator pants almost every day and their polo shirts are pretty fantastic too.
0 0I wish I didn’t think this, but those are kinda nifty.
0 0It is interesting to see, in the American language, “fuck” everywhere, even on Christmas decoration.
0 0Axiome, these stockings include a loop-field (velcro) area. The ‘fuck’ pattern you see is a stick-on patch that I believe is made by Milspec Monkey.* The other patch is also available from MM.** These patches represent a degree of customization and probably do not come standard.
Disclaimer: I’m just trying to explain, not promote these products.
*http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/category/12/patches/word-based.html
**http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/details/376/22/patches/trouble-makers/your-mom-sends.html
0 0These really made me laugh, what a cool idea. Now I have visions of Santa rappelling down the chimney before throwing flashbang Christmas Crackers into the fireplace.
Throw in some Christmas tree decoration ACU and an IR nose for Rudolph and we’re all set for a great Tacti-Yule.
0 0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
0 0I ordered one from LA Police Gear. The tag on it has the LA Police Gear logo.
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@Axiome
Not that I wish to get into an argument with you about the clash of cultures, but I’ve lived on both sides of the Atlantic and can tell you that vulgarity and it’s use in everyday parlance is prevelent amongst both sets of citizenry – gun owners included.
However, I do take a dim view of your comments though because you’ve never seen Team America and are obviously unfamiliar with it’s most excellent theme tune.
Yes, I realized it was a cultural thing, but the video “Art of the Dynamic Shotgun” proves that there is a lot of vulgarity in American parlance.
Sorry mates, I thought there was something noble in the use of weapons (without wishing to seem an ultra-Catholic or someone extremist).
Dooood! Perfect Christmas decoration for the bachelor pad. Need one in black (’cause it’s more ninja) with a Team America or Zombie Killer patch.
Pretty cool.
Well, look at it this way: now everyone will know what it is you want for Christmas this year.
Not for use with real firearms, because you can’t get your tactical Santa boot on with a Glock in your sock. Course, I don’t know how it’s gonna work with an airsoft either, but… all I know is I gotta have one.
Sorry, just noticed they both have holsters, there are three different versions of the stockings
The “not for use with real firearms” is because the stocking on the left has a psuedo holster with no active retention and they don’t want to be liable if some unfortunate schmuck were to put a gun in the holster and it were to slip out and injure someone
i’m not sure what the “not for use with real firearms” is for.
Are they kevlar? ‘Cause my finance would kill me for tacking one of those up on the mantle
@Axiome,
It’s a removable patch demonstrating the hook&loop system; and, at that, a patch quoting a movie…
[On-Topic]
Pretty clever concept. Put me down for one in Multicam…
Axiome, these stockings include a loop-field (velcro) area. The ‘fuck’ pattern you see is a stick-on patch that I believe is made by Milspec Monkey.* The other patch is also available from MM.** These patches represent a degree of customization and probably do not come standard.
Disclaimer: I’m just trying to explain, not promote these products.
*http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/category/12/patches/word-based.html
**http://milspecmonkey.com/store/products/details/376/22/patches/trouble-makers/your-mom-sends.html
These really made me laugh, what a cool idea. Now I have visions of Santa rappelling down the chimney before throwing flashbang Christmas Crackers into the fireplace.
Throw in some Christmas tree decoration ACU and an IR nose for Rudolph and we’re all set for a great Tacti-Yule.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
It is interesting to see, in the American language, “fuck” everywhere, even on Christmas decoration.
LA Police Gear has them on their site, not sure if original manufacturer.
Thanks for the info. I have updated the blog post.
These are from LA Police Gear. Go to http://www.lapolicegear.com under shop by brand and LA Police Gear apparel. I wear my LAPG elastic waistband operator pants almost every day and their polo shirts are pretty fantastic too.
I wish I didn’t think this, but those are kinda nifty.
I ordered one from LA Police Gear. The tag on it has the LA Police Gear logo.