Tactical Energy Drink
It was bound to happen eventually! Firearm training and distributor THOR Global Defense Group have developed the THOR Tactical Energy drink.
Who will be the first to develop tactical beer?
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Redwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 9:39 am Link To Comment |
The tactical beer would come with, bottle opener, flash light, tazer, pepper spray, grappling hook, Water proff matches, and least but most important…beer…:)
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Dick Pilzwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 6:47 am Link To Comment |
http://www.brewdog.com/product.php?id=46
Tactical Nuclear Penguin
32% Beer
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JDwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 5:36 am Link To Comment |
They gotta get at least 10 grams of complete protein in there to get my $.
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CYwrote on April 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 am Link To Comment |
Dick Pilz, I checked out the tactical beer web site, and I want that.
The tactical energy drink, no thanks.It cant be tactical with that shiny, reflective top and no rail with light,laser and optics. And no vertical grip??
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Woodywrote on April 28th, 2010 at 11:45 am Link To Comment |
Another “energy” beverage to ban to the younger soldiers for consumption. Have had significant problems with Monsters (people drinking them, becoming dehydrated, then becoming heat casualties) and now they come out with this stuff…
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Steveresponded to Woody on April 28th, 2010 at 2:28 pm Link To Comment |
Woody, ha, thats interesting.
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charles222wrote on May 21st, 2011 at 11:19 pm Link To Comment |
The only real tactical energy drink:
water.
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SpudGunwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 5:16 am Link To Comment |
After my gruelling shift of protecting the mall from terrorists, there’s nothing I like better then to go back to my parent’s basement, pop open a tactical energy drink and waste noobs on MW2.
Obviously, there’s nothing better for lining up sights and precise trigger control then a wackload of taruine, sugar and caffiene.
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Beaumontwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 4:26 am Link To Comment |
Recipe for tactical beer: select the desired number of containers of your favorite beverage. Spray-paint the containers Flat Dark Earth, Foliage Green, or the tacticool color of your choice. Tell your friends it’s so tactical the company doesn’t even put a label on.
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Sethwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 2:34 am Link To Comment |
10g more calories. Less energy blend than monster
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Cymondwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 1:51 am Link To Comment |
Does it give you Tactical Jitters? Tactical Twitches? I suppose it could increase alertness and focus … but this reeks of tactical bacon.
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Affewrote on April 21st, 2010 at 3:48 am Link To Comment |
0 protein and 27 gr of sugar ? They’ll be cutting through those spiffy new Blackhawk boots to slice off a few tactical diabetic toes.
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Mountwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 3:56 am Link To Comment |
Have you tried Tactical Bacon from CMMG? The stuff is delicious!
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Crabulawrote on April 21st, 2010 at 4:24 am Link To Comment |
Sweet!!!
Now I can enjoy extreme tactical dehydration, and an extreme tactical caffene crash whether I am pwn-ing newbs on Call of Duty, or pwn-ing insurgents in Afghanistan!
While I applaud the marketing savvy, I have to question the practical applications of this “Tactical Energy Drink”
On the upside, it will probably taste even better if I drink it out of my Hero-Gear Battlemug!
Battlemug…
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Taliesinwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 4:23 am Link To Comment |
Very amusing. What is even more amusing is that they make the same mistake the other energy drinks do. They have both caffeine and ginseng for a bit of energy. The problem with that is that caffeine and ginseng neutralize each other!
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Donwrote on April 21st, 2010 at 1:24 am Link To Comment |
Thy should of drawn rails on the can.
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The only real tactical energy drink:
water.
Another “energy” beverage to ban to the younger soldiers for consumption. Have had significant problems with Monsters (people drinking them, becoming dehydrated, then becoming heat casualties) and now they come out with this stuff…
Woody, ha, thats interesting.
Dick Pilz, I checked out the tactical beer web site, and I want that.
The tactical energy drink, no thanks.
It cant be tactical with that shiny, reflective top and no rail with light,laser and optics. And no vertical grip??
The tactical beer would come with, bottle opener, flash light, tazer, pepper spray, grappling hook, Water proff matches, and least but most important…beer…:)
http://www.brewdog.com/product.php?id=46
Tactical Nuclear Penguin
32% Beer
They gotta get at least 10 grams of complete protein in there to get my $.
After my gruelling shift of protecting the mall from terrorists, there’s nothing I like better then to go back to my parent’s basement, pop open a tactical energy drink and waste noobs on MW2.
Obviously, there’s nothing better for lining up sights and precise trigger control then a wackload of taruine, sugar and caffiene.
Recipe for tactical beer: select the desired number of containers of your favorite beverage. Spray-paint the containers Flat Dark Earth, Foliage Green, or the tacticool color of your choice. Tell your friends it’s so tactical the company doesn’t even put a label on.
Sweet!!!
Now I can enjoy extreme tactical dehydration, and an extreme tactical caffene crash whether I am pwn-ing newbs on Call of Duty, or pwn-ing insurgents in Afghanistan!
While I applaud the marketing savvy, I have to question the practical applications of this “Tactical Energy Drink”
On the upside, it will probably taste even better if I drink it out of my Hero-Gear Battlemug!
Battlemug…
http://shop.hero-gear.com/browse.cfm/battlemug/4,358.html
Very amusing. What is even more amusing is that they make the same mistake the other energy drinks do. They have both caffeine and ginseng for a bit of energy. The problem with that is that caffeine and ginseng neutralize each other!
Have you tried Tactical Bacon from CMMG? The stuff is delicious!
0 protein and 27 gr of sugar ? They’ll be cutting through those spiffy new Blackhawk boots to slice off a few tactical diabetic toes.
10g more calories. Less energy blend than monster
Does it give you Tactical Jitters? Tactical Twitches? I suppose it could increase alertness and focus … but this reeks of tactical bacon.
Thy should of drawn rails on the can.
-D