Is the Beretta Xplor a dinosaur gun?!?!?!

Bizarrely the short promotional video for the Beretta Xplor features a dinosaur foot?!?!? While I would applaud research into dinosaur guns, I wonder if there will be much demand for them from the general public ;) Or at least until Wooly Mammoths are bred for hunting.

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Steve Oct 3rd 2009 news Tags: , , 21 Comments

21 Responses to “Is the Beretta Xplor a dinosaur gun?!?!?!”

  1. Mikeon 03 Oct 2009 at 5:27 pm link comment

    That’s actually a chicken foot, and it’s their new .22 shotshell gun.

  2. Steveon 03 Oct 2009 at 5:40 pm link comment

    Mike, lol

  3. Billy Oblivionon 03 Oct 2009 at 7:07 pm link comment

    ITYM “Bred” for hunting,

    Unless you’re going to make sandwiches with the meat on the outside.

    Or use them for some sort of bait.

  4. Steveon 03 Oct 2009 at 9:10 pm link comment

    Billy, no I really meant bread ;) heh, fixed it up. Thanks.

  5. Vakon 03 Oct 2009 at 9:11 pm link comment

    If it’s just another shotgun, I’m going to be seriously disapointed.

  6. Domon 03 Oct 2009 at 11:05 pm link comment

    Steve, apparently this guy got through to Beretta and confirmed that, yes, this is a dinosaur gun.

    http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/gun-nut/2009/10/mystery-gun-beretta-says-new-xplor-can-take-down-dinosaur

    Well, I can’t disprove that claim. So while I’m here, anyone interested in my unicorn attractant? $15 a bottle. I also have dodo traps, $50 a piece. Money-back guarantee!

  7. Pathfinderon 03 Oct 2009 at 11:08 pm link comment

    Well, if a dinosaur showed up, that WOULD be rather uneXpected, no?

  8. CUrobon 03 Oct 2009 at 11:25 pm link comment

    hmm… wonder if it is a new coating or plating system for weatherproofing. That is the only way I can explain the foot.

  9. Markon 03 Oct 2009 at 11:59 pm link comment

    I bet it’s a double barreled shotgun.

    New shotgun locking system -publication date Jan. 09
    http://www.google.com/patents?id=QN2yAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&source=gbs_overview_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q=&f=false

  10. Tamon 04 Oct 2009 at 12:15 am link comment

    Maybe it’s another 3.5″ 12ga and that’s just a really angry turkey?

  11. mrwon 04 Oct 2009 at 12:19 am link comment

    I’m hoping for a reasonably priced Double Rifle, but I won’t hold my breath.

  12. SpudGunon 04 Oct 2009 at 1:50 am link comment

    Not another product with the ‘X’ brand – don’t these people realise that this kind of advertising, it is so, like, 1990s.

    The only problem with this kind of teaser campaign, is that when the Xplor is finally revealed, we’re all going to be massively let down. Because let’s face it, it’s either going to be a rifle, shotgun or pistol.

    If the Xplor does turn out to be an unbelievably fantastic, next generation, magnetic linear accelorated plasma machine gun – then I will happily come on here and apologize.

  13. Whateveron 04 Oct 2009 at 6:29 am link comment

    That teaser was worse than the one for Benelli’s Vinci shotgun.

    I hate these kinds of ad campaigns. Either tell me something useful or go away and stop wasting my time. These kinds of campaigns are also really dumb because they really can’t end in anything but disappointment as what I’m imagining as a good product never lines up with their idea of a good product.

  14. Nick T.on 04 Oct 2009 at 6:41 am link comment

    LOL steve, nice find, I laughed out loud at the stupid marketing behind this thing,

    I think beretta has finally realized the market for a designated worst case zombie survival gun. I’m guessing its going to be a semi auto 12 gauge with under-barrel mounted grenade launcher…

  15. Steveon 04 Oct 2009 at 11:10 am link comment

    Dom, thanks for the link … if only there were dinos to hunt :(

  16. Steveon 04 Oct 2009 at 11:11 am link comment

    Mark, very interesting. thanks for the link.

  17. Charlie Foxtroton 04 Oct 2009 at 5:57 pm link comment

    Turkey foot.

    Dino foot? Talk about being late to market….

  18. CMathewson 05 Oct 2009 at 6:37 am link comment

    It’s a shoulder fired 105mm Howitzer with one helluva muzzle break.

  19. Matt Groomon 05 Oct 2009 at 3:26 pm link comment

    A Unico is a baby Unicorn. Maybe it’s a gun that shoots unicorn farts?

    Silent, but deadly!

  20. John Bear Rosson 06 Oct 2009 at 7:28 am link comment

    Maybe Beretta is going to be the first manufacturer to chamber a shotgun in 12 Gauge From Hell, of Ed Hubel fame. 12FH would definitely give a raptor pause.

    [img]http://www.gunownerstv.com/1212.jpg[/img]

    Best,
    JBR

  21. daboomon 12 Oct 2009 at 8:32 am link comment

    Not sure if it’s good marketing or not….but we are all watching it and blogging about it.
    So it can’t be all bad….

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